Missed me by minutes

I had to get some milk today so visited Farmfoods. Place was packed as people were panic buying. They'd ran out of milk. I heard one woman on the phone saying saying she'd need to get to Morrisons or they'd be emptied out of milk next. I ventured back up to my flat.

The block next to mine I saw there was a window wide open on the first floor with a cat looking as though it was about to jump down on my face. Bear in mind it is freezing cold just now.

I dropped off the two or three things I bought at Farmfoods and went back out to go to Morrisons. I happened to look back and the spot on the pavement where I stopped to look up at the cat now had a cd player and a couple of speakers. The daft buggers have only gone and thrown it out the window. It was only when I was some distance away it dawned on me it had only missed me by a few minutes.