Well that computer that I thought was fast in May 2012 and then slow in March 2013 has now just about ground to a halt in October 2014. And nearly two years on from that temporary move to the living room it is still here. And has been joined by a 4 foot tall photocopier. 2 foot wide and 3 foot deep.

I can no longer see my tv - which doesn't matter anyway as the satellite hasn't worked since the summer.

Oh yeah - the tv licensing people are coming to visit me as I've ignored all their letters regarding a tv licence they say I don't have. And when they arrive I will show them I've had a tv licence since 1990.....and I've kept every single one of them.