Mobile phones

I've finally given up on my refusal to join the modern world and have ordered a mobile phone. Pity I didn't have one yesterday. My mate was acting as a linesman at a football match I was at. Not a proper linesman - he can only raise his flag to indicate the ball has gone out of play - he can't even say which way the throw-in should go. But I knew he had his mobile phone in his pocket. He'd have received a few phone calls from me questioning his decisions - just to see the look on his face.

So I've gone for a Motorola V500 phone. I know it's probably already been upgraded a few times by now - but that's the one I've gone for. Hopefully it will be here by tomorrow then I can spend the next few days figuring how to switch the thing on.