No snow. No phone. No sweets

Not quite as catchy as No Black, No Dogs & No Irish but the snow still hasn't arrived, the mobile phone isn't here yet (but I've had an e-mail to say it's been dispatched) and I had a message on my answering machine saying they didn't have any of the Oddfellows sweets and they were awaiting my further instructions before they could do anything. It was really the Oddfellows I was after as well - the others I just ordered to make the order look respectable.