Mad midges

I was attacked by a mad midge tonight as I cycles home from the supermarket. I tend to forget that I've only got a bike with me when I'm at the supermarket and I buy too much. This time I had to even hold onto a bag with toilet roll in my right hand as I cycled home. Just as I was going uphill towards my flat a mad midge decided to fly straight into my eye. So I've got one had with toilet roll attached to it and my other had trying to keep they cycle straight and cars coming towards me and this mad midge trying to work its way into my eye socket. Life is fun.