Tuesday, November 22, 2005
Lollypop sticks
Friday, November 04, 2005
milk cartons and cup a soups
I’m mightily pissed off again. Milk cartons this time. I bought four pints on Wednesday night. I’d only drank half of that and tonight I bought two 6 pint cartons. The space in my fridge for keeping them upright can only contain two cartons. So one has to go on it’s side. I thought I’d try the four pint container. I go back half an hour later and see milk on the fridge floor. Well, now it’s one of the six pint containers that’s on it’s side. I’ll see if it’s any better.
Chicken cup a soups
They’re now making Bachelor’s Cup a Soup in jars. So I can put as much powder in a cup as I want – making it thicker than when using the sachets.
Tuesday, November 01, 2005
Musty smell and Blutak
BLU TAK
I love Blu Tax....especially when you've just taken a new batch out it's container. It's all flat and you can just yank both ends and stretch it like a rubber band.
Monday, October 31, 2005
Martina Hingis
Saturday, October 29, 2005
Squirrels
Sunday, October 23, 2005
Happiness is..........
Wednesday, October 19, 2005
Mmmm
1). When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odour for the Lord (Lev. 1:9). The problem is my neighbours. They claim the odour is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
2). I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
3). I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual cleanliness (Lev. 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offence.
4). Leviticus 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighbouring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not to Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?
5). I have a neighbour who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states that he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?
6). A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is a abomination of Leviticus 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?
7). Leviticus 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
8) Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Leviticus 19:27. How should they die?
9). I know from Leviticus 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
10). My uncle has a farm. He violates Leviticus 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev. 24:10-16). Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14).
Wednesday, October 05, 2005
A funny sight
A rather amusing sight today…..My brother came into the office where I work a couple of days a week. He was talking to me about this and that. From where he was talking to me he could see out the window to the street outside. All of a sudden he started running out the office. No explanation. He came back in and said the van was moving backwards…….and he was the van driver but he was inside talking to me. Luckily the van didn’t stray too far and didn’t make it on to the main road.
Tuesday, October 04, 2005
Cable clutter
Mightily pissed off now
Monday, October 03, 2005
Ebay and gas men
Just had the gas man round. I found it funny he didn’t know whether he was here to read the gas or electricity. 2090 is the reading just in case I forget to take a note of it. Bloody obstacle course he must have been thinking as he had to carefully tread round all the things I have scattered on the floor.
Three Ebay auctions won in the one day
Just won three Ebay auctions – all from the same person. The git prefers to be paid by cheque. What was even funnier was I beat the same person twice. He/She had previously put in bids. The second one he saw I had outbid him so upped his bid but I sneaked in with about 20 seconds to go. He must have been thinking I’m not getting done again.
(Probably a he as it was a non-league football books and the only time I see females at non-league games is when they are the partner of one of the players)
Monday, September 26, 2005
Bicycle clips
I knew I had to go to the supermarket so I kept them on. I've now been to the supermarket and they're still on my legs. That's hours they've been on now. My feet will be blue with the circulation cut off.
Saturday, September 24, 2005
Stupid dreams
I’ve started singing into my computers microphone. My upstair neighbours have to put up arguing with myself – now they have to put up with my singing as well.
Where's my blogger add-in gone to now?
I just wish that when I install a program that fucks with another program I would be told during the installation process. Why does Windows make things so complicated. I thought computers were meant to make things easy. Fucking geeks – I hate them all.
My wee toe
I smashed my wee toe off a pile of soup tins I’d left in a bag on my living room floor. Maybe if I kept things a bit tidier I wouldn’t have walked into them. I must have hit it with some force as it cut my toe open.
Unsmelly socks
I can’t believe my socks aren’t smelly. I’ve been wearing them all day. Maybe my nose is fucked. (A bit like Kate Moss’s I suppose………allegedly, in case any of her lawyers happen to read pointless blogs).
Tuesday, September 20, 2005
Imagine being called a 270
Missing the toilet
Monday, September 19, 2005
Cup competitions
Wireless mouse
I hate computers. I hate my Freesat. In fact I hate anything electronic. It is fucking me up tonight. I'm back to believing in an evil God with fuck all better to do than mess around with me. Hey God - why don't you blow something up then I know it's really you messing with my - rather than have a collection of small things go wrong. Ya big gobshite that you are. 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483 483
Tuesday, September 13, 2005
Advantages of word
The only real advantage of using Word 2003 to post to my blog is the spellchecker and I can see the post in a reasonable size. Other than that it’s shit.
Still haven’t got the proper monitor for this computer. It’s in the shop – just haven’t been able to persuade my brother to give me a lift to get the thing. I wish I’d learned to drive as a youth….but of course, my SA prevented me. This fucking SA has prevented me from doing everything.
This mouse of mine has got a mind of its own. It will suddenly just jump to the top of the page. First time I’ve used a mouse that doesn’t have a wire so maybe that’s what happens when the battery dies. What is it with me and dying batteries.
Late Again
Try writing in red this time.
Here it is 12:16pm and I still haven’t set off for work yet. The rechargeable batteries on my bike light no longer work. They last one winter and then they pack in. Marvellous. This means I’ll need to be home before it’s dark. This is getting harder and harder. Of course I could do the sensible thing and go to my bed at midnight (or earlier) and then get up at 8am. It’d never work. Don’t normally work on a Tuesday but as I’m seeing the shrink on Thursday I need to come in a day early.
Blogging from Word 2003
So I’ve installed the plug in – what next. Will I be able to publish directly from Word 2003. And if so what good will it do me.
To think tonight I was going to get to my bed at 1am so I could be up at 9am and off to work early. Well it’s now 3am and I’m posting rubbish on my blog. I can’t breathe. No wait, I can breathe – it’s just that it’s hard. If I couldn’t breathe I’d be dead.
What's goin' on with the weather?
Monday, September 05, 2005
Porrrn
My three blog readers (if there is still as many as three) have all decided to steer well clear of Peasie's blog from now on.
Once I've taken the rubbish out I don't need to venture outside again today so I'll be stripping down to my boxers (a lovely image for you all).
The flats a mess. I keep on taking things out like camcorders etc (and there associated adapters and cables) and then not putting them back. Also, I think the dust in the flat may be beginning to affect my health. I've started wheezing a lot and finding it hard to breathe at night. Instead of cleaning the dust away I tend to just shift it from one place to another - I think I've already posted a picture of the thing I use to dust my flat.
I wish that yapping dog would just shut up.
ikea - it was an Ikea catalogue the woman threw at my window so it probably wouldn't have smashed it. I had one on my doorstep when I sent out today and saw several littered about the street. Either the person delivering them was just lazy or the crazy woman went about collecting them to throw at people's windows. This post will seem weird if you don't read things in the correct order. It is most people's tendency to read the post at the top first - but sometimes the post at the top will refer to an as yet unread thread further down.
Sunday, September 04, 2005
Crazy woman with catalogue
Sunday, August 28, 2005
Sister's wedding 2
I found out another of my cousins is gay. He's been married a few times and has three kids. I don't know any gay people. Well, I thought I didn't. I probably do know a few just don't know they're gay. I did find out about another person that's gay. Anyway, for me, finding out about my gay cousin was the highlight of the wedding reception. I found it hilarious. I don't mean to offend any gays by that comment. But when you don't know any gay people and then find out your own cousin is gay then you tend to find it funny. I had been thinking about my cousin recently because of Big Brother. He sounds just the same as Craig on that show. At the time I was thinking - just because he sounds effeminate doesn't necessarily mean he's gay (although Craig is). I was thinking my cousin sounds effeminate and he isn't gay......and now I find out he is after all.
Saturday, August 27, 2005
Friday, August 26, 2005
Sister's wedding
God - that was a depressing post. Guess the lack of sleep is making me depressed.
an ignorant git
Getting back to this ignorant git - if I had accepted this was not an official cycle path - what was I to do. Get off my bike and walk this short distance. This would have meant me walking alongside my bike and so preventing her from walking across the bridge at the same time compared to me cycling and not taking up so much space.
When you read in the papers of old ladies being murdered for no apparent reason - well I wonder if they had just made some sarcastic remark to their murderer. If I didn't suffer from SA I would have given her abuse. Probably an old fart that's voted Tory all her life.
Wednesday, August 24, 2005
Semi Finals of a cup
Tuesday, August 23, 2005
Me in a kilt
Monday, August 22, 2005
Sunday, August 21, 2005
Still unbeaten
It was a 1-1 draw today. God knows how we scraped a draw. What was funny was the ground was invaded by 40-50 extremely drunk people. I know 10 - 15 years ago I used to get drunk at the game and there used to be a group of us. Sometimes there would be a dozen of us and sometimes there were about 30. But we were never ALL drunk at the same time. Maybe one week one person would be drunk and he'd give it a miss the next week. Funnily enough - I never gave it a miss. But to have 40-50 of them arrive and ALL of them drunk was strange. They had been watching the Rangers v Celtic game on TV. Most of them were Rangers supporters but there were a few people with Irish tricolours draped over their backs. The police arrived with about 10 minutes to go and half of them scarpered. Thos that were left had their Buckfast poured out. There is a local bylaw which prevents drinking alcohol in a public place.
Friday, August 19, 2005
Mmmmmm
I saw this on a forum just now and had to laugh. I hope the person who wrote it doesn't follow the link in my signature to this blog.
Lucky I caught my own typo before posting this.
Wednesday, August 17, 2005
More footie crap
Cows are such shitebags
Tuesday, August 16, 2005
Bidding on a book
a) I don't want anyone guessing my Ebay user id
b) I don't want anyone else bidding against me
It closes in about 9 hours time. I don't normalyl make any bids until the final minute of an auction but just in case I forget about this later on I'll make my bid now. I do know I can set up bid alerts - but they're not much use if I've fallen asleep.
Saturday, August 13, 2005
So near and yet so far
I thought we'd ended a quarter of a century hoodoo today by beating Kilwinning but our goal was chopped off in the final minute. A couple of shots off the bar. Completely outplayed them apart from a couple of short spells at the beginning of each half. Even our opponents knew they got out of jail today. A result would normally be accepted against our more illustrious opponents but there were a lot of disappointed face leaving the ground.
Barring a heavy defeat in out final game we should still qualify for the quarter finals. Although, it should be mentioned out worst defeat in recent years came against the team we now face. That season ended up being the biggest in the club's 100+ year history........but I don't want another 0-10 defeat.
Could do with another season like this one
Wednesday, August 10, 2005
Dirty windows
This is a window in the workshop attached to the tiny office I work a couple of days a week. Scot is my oldest brother. 30th October 1976 he wrote his name on this dirty internal window and to this day it hasn't been cleaned off. My family took over this buiding in February 1970 so the dirt had no doubt been building up since then. There are four windows in this window frame. One of them is now smashed so there was no space for me to add my name. I did shove a sticker on the wooden frame on the 29th March 1983 and it is still there.
Jelly wobbler
Dirty water
Tuesday, August 09, 2005
Man having a fit on a train
Now I don't have too high an opinion of the younger generation. Illustrated by about five minutes earlier two girls and a boy (about 12 years old or 13 at the very most) getting on the train. All three were smoking cigarettes. I thought they looked stupid at that age smoking. Then realised they shouldn't have been smoking in the train at all. But did I say anything to them. Of course not. Back to the guy having a fit. The first person to react was another 12/13 year old girl - but she didn't know what to do so she went and got a bloke in his early 20's to assist. He dragged the guy off the train which was due to pull out at any minute. I'm not particularly sure what you do with someone that is having a fit. I thought you were meant to just let them get on with it. This guy seem to be restraining him. Although to be fair he later just seemed to be holding the guy's head. All this time I was sat doing nothing. There was a man and woman slightly older than me and they also sat doing nothing. The next people to assist were the two chavettes and chavs that had earlier been smoking on the train. One of the chavettes got on her mobile phone to get an ambulance. Another young girl in her early 20's started going through they guy's jeans pockets. Presumably to find some identification or if there any simple instructions - what to do in case of etc etc. Then the guy appeared to fall asleep. The train driver and ticket inspector had now arrived. 20 or 30 minutes after this first started he suddenly woke up and wanted to get up. But they wouldn't let him till the ambulance arrived. The bloke that was sitting across from me then decided to get up and see what was happening. Because all the initial danger was over. My excuse, if you can call it that, was I suffer from bad Social Anxiety. I wonder what everyone else's excuse was. The only folk to help were chavs and chavettes and an early 20's bloke with long hair. God I hate folk with long hair. And he was good looking. I'd have "given him one" and I'm not even gay. Or maybe I am? Nah - I just want a pair of girls breasts for myself. He never did get the train. I dread to think what would have happened if he had taken a fit while cycling. Or maybe that's impossible - I don't know how fits work.
I was very conscious of people on the train on Sunday - especially if they were carrying rucksacks. I wasn't caring if they were "olive skinned" or not. If they were carrying anything I was suspicious.
downloading images from my camera
Monday, August 08, 2005
I've got my new computer now
Sunday, August 07, 2005
Aren't thumbs great?
More pointlessness
Saturday, August 06, 2005
Talking to drunks
Another five goals
Should be another win next Wednesday away from home - then it's the last two games which are the toughies. I reckon we could qualifty for the quarter finals. Something we are not known for over the years.
A lovely sunny day. So why do I feel miserable?
Friday, August 05, 2005
It's just another manic Monday
I'm getting depressed thinking about the happy times I spent in this hotel. You'll have to read the rest of the blog - there was a hotel here and it's now been knocked down.
This place opened half an hour earlier than other pubs on a Sunday. I had a system whereby if I heard "Manic Monday" by the Bangles I would get legless because it contained the words "it's just another manic Monday, I wish it was Sunday, that's my fun day". It was on the jukebox in the pub so there was a fair chance it would be played (especially by me if truth be told). I wish I could go back in time to those days. There are a few things I'd like to change. A few mistakes I'd like to correct. A few things I should have done but didn't.
Thursday, August 04, 2005
Cipramil
Wednesday, August 03, 2005
New season starts
Tuesday, August 02, 2005
The new football season
Nowhere is safe from clutter
Monday, August 01, 2005
Weird dream
It's light outside
CMOS/GPNV Checksum Bad
Now, what the hell does that gibberish mean. Although, at least it's kind enough to say it's "bad". No fucking Sherlock - the fact it takes 100 attempts at switching the computer on tells me it's bad. I want to know WHAT is bad.
Fat Bastard
Sunday, July 31, 2005
Time to invest in a new computer
Saturday, July 30, 2005
Not much left now
Printer cables
Theatre of Dreams
Click on the picture for a larger version. No point in showing the other pictures as they are either blurred or show nothing. The remainder of the ground is open terracing. I was the first person in the "stand" today. When the next person arrived he asked "have you been sitting there since last season" because I've been in hibernation since then as well as I sit (or usually stand) and the same position, week after week, season after season. Today we beat a team from the league above us 2-1 in a pre-season friendly. Although it can hardly be classed as a friendly when we had two players sent off and they had one sent off. Last week we also had a player sent off in a pre-season friendly.
Friday, July 29, 2005
24 bags of crisps
Wednesday, July 27, 2005
Cycle journey 4 (final)
The final picture is looking through the underpass to the start of the cycle lane.
I have already posted a picture looking from the other side. This is the best piece of cycling on my whole journey home. It is the smoothest of paths. I even try to cycle "no hands" but I can only manage a couple of yards and that's without pedalling. I once managed to cycle round the island of Millport completely no hands. I was stoipped by the police but I think that was because I was eating a bag of chips while cycling and I didn't like the pickled onion I was eating so I threw it behind me.....only for it to hit the police car windscreen. That takes me back to my rebellios youth. i could only have been about 14 at the time.
Cycle journey 3
Cycle journey 2
Cycle journey 1
Test picture
Click on the picture for a bigger version
So I can upload a large picture and bloggerdoof will make it a reasonable size. And all this time I've been making them smaller myself. What a dumbass.
I think this was a bible thumping place at one time. Now it's bulldozed to make way for housing. Whattawaste.
Crisps
Time for some spaghetti bolognaise.
Tuesday, July 26, 2005
What's that gobshite doing on TV?
I'm bored with the crap that's on TV just now - so I thought I'd watch myself instead. And I just had to wave at the CCTV camera like an 18 year old. I was watching it earlier and because my hair had grown a bit I REALLY noticed the bald bits when I was walking underneath the camera (whose idea was it to have it up there looking down?) - so I had to shave it all off again. I'll need to get rid of the moss on my face now.
The object up against the wall (with the hideous wallpaper) is a table. Strange logic behind the buying of that table. I had bought another similar (but smaller table) earlier for about £120 then I noticed this larger one for about £60 (or less). Because it was cheaper I decided to buy it as well even though I didn't need it.
Shell
Shell - if I ever find you I am going to rip your fucking tits off.
This was on the stairway leading up to my flat. It's been there a few months now but I only just decided to take a picture of it. I was worried the person in the bottom flat came out while I was taking a picture of it. Or worse, came out when I was taking a picture of my wheelie bin.
Monday, July 25, 2005
21st Birthday presents
19 years ago it would have been worth something but nowadays you can buy them with dvd players attached and teletext as cheap as chips. As you can see from the picture, England are on their way to their first (of five) humpings in the Ashes series against Australia.
I also got a razor :
Duster
My mother gave me this duster. She visited my flat one day and saw the state of it and had to give me this. Quite a handy wee thing. The place is still a mess though........but, like British Rail (an old advert) "I'm getting there".
Sunday, July 24, 2005
Rap music
Rabbit food
Confusing
Another text
Another mysterious text that could be misinterpreted.
Shithole This was a reference to the state of the flat I live in being rather untidy. I think I had mentioned I was going to take some pictuires of it as an incentive to get it a bit tidier. Back entrance This is the back entrance to this person's house which was being done up. Maybe it's just my filthy mind that read something more into this text.
My tv is about to die
Luba
Is this not desperate? I mean - how bad must it be for someone to resort to this? I feel sorry for you Luba, I really do.
Saturday, July 23, 2005
The new school
I've just remembered - this bit above was actually an extension to the original new building.
Friday, July 22, 2005
Going, going.....but not yet gone
Another picture of the hotel being knocked down. If you want to know why it is such a crappy looking picture it is because it is being taken from inside the office/workshop and the windows are absolutely manky. It will probably be down to the ground by the time I get back on Wednesday.
A poet
This is a photo of a text that was sent to me while I was at work. I won't say why it was sent and I've cropped out who actually sent it. But I don't think Robbie Williams has anything to fear when it comes to songwriting. I don't normally photograph text messages but there was no way I was not going to keep a copy of it. There is another text but I'm not sure if I should post it. I don't even understand what it means myself.
Thursday, July 21, 2005
The wee red book
You know the new football season is about to start when the week red book appears in the newspaper shop. It's a lot bigger now than it used to be. I've got versions of this book going back to the 1950's. The original version was only 2�" x 4�" (70mm x 107mm) but now it's up to 3�" x 5�". t's now 264 pages (and was 144 pages)
Spider
This is the spider hiding in the toilet at the workshop/office where I work a couple of days a week. The wall is absolutely manky.
My defrag problem
Wednesday, July 20, 2005
The cheap pot noodle
It's amazing how something as disgusting looking as this
can turn in to a delicious meal just by adding boiling water
he says sarcastically.
Almost finished
Finally - all gone
a view from an angle
a tower of pot noodles