A reminder from my birthday

Well, I may have a momento of my birthday I'd rather not have. Just had a little disagreement with my laser printer - it was flashing red lights at me and saying warning but it didn't tell me what the problem was. So I punched it and a broke a piece of plastic off it. Three of my fingers have had the skin scraped off in the altercation and now my pinky appears to be broken. Well maybe I exaggerate - but the slightest touch on it and I'm in agony whereas the other fingers are OK to touch.